- The fact that I stole this title from a George Carlin show.
- Worrying about how to budget for rent, utilities, laundry, food, and still have cash left over for doing fun stuff.
- I just want a skincare/make-up routine that will make my face less shiny. Is that so freakin’ hard?
- In connection with #4: eyeliners and mascaras melt off my oily eyelids and give me panda eyes.
- I have Wifi but only 50 hours of use per month.
- Massive amounts of work to be done. Overtime season is upon me.
- I spend too much money on my wants when what I need is a new pair of glasses.
- Existential angst is so college. I must get over myself.